Julien's fuzzy blog

This morning when I went to the laundry, I met 58-year-old reformist protestant Scottish 16-times grand-father. In less that one hour, a steady speech stream learnt me that:

• I should go to church everyday, "because it's good for [me]"
• I should shave, because a good visual aspect is important in life
• I should do weights in order to get harder muscles to run the marathon
• I should remove my small items from the dryer before the end of the program
• Chelsea is a good football team
• Paris will get the 2012 Olympics, London won't
• French are nice and friends of Scottish, because both of them hate English
  (author's note: what the hell are we doing here then ?)
• "I'm a virgo" and "I'm a virgin" have different meanings
• I can get a massage for free after running
• Dartmoor is a dangerous place at night

Don't try to understand... You've been warned !

Phlegm
1. [n] inactivity; showing an unusual lack of energy
2. [n] expectorated matter; saliva mixed with discharges from the respiratory passages; in ancient and medieval physiology it was believed to cause sluggishness
3. [n] apathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions
ex: "Rachel is kidding with phlegm."

GRAND LAUNCH: Does God exist ? Plus free lunch !