Washing machine
This morning when I went to the
laundry, I met 58-year-old reformist protestant Scottish 16-times
grand-father. In less that one hour, a steady speech stream learnt
me that:
- I should go to church everyday, "because it's good for
[me]"
- I should shave, because a good visual aspect is important in
life
- I should do weights in order to get harder muscles to run the
marathon
- I should remove my small items from the dryer before the end of
the program
- Chelsea is a good football team
- Paris will get the 2012 Olympics, London won't
- French are nice and friends of Scottish, because both of them
hate English
(author's note: what the hell are we doing here then ?)
- "I'm a virgo" and "I'm a virgin" have different meanings
- I can get a massage for free after running
- Dartmoor is a dangerous place at night
